—Waking Up—
Hello, my name's Chai and this little cutie is Sherry! It's nice to meet you!

And if you don't mind, pass on a little "hello" to my sweetheart, ♥Rey♥.

((Psst click on their icons to be taken to their profile.))

wip wip wip :’l

wip wip wip :’l

hodgepodgeofhooligans:

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Lol i’m broke. Ask twinkle toes i’m sure he got summin.

[ Casually walks away while picking at his ear ]

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… -You could just hear the air being sharply inhaled through her nostrils. As her twin curiously poked at the brand new hole in her bedroom’s wall, Serenity was charging up one nasty focus blast.- Mother fuc-

-//LEAPS OUT OF HER ROOM.- hhhhEEEEY SERe…Aha, how about we go check out that BRAND NEW Cat cafe???

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-As soon as cats were mentioned, she began to tear up and babble on about kittens and the like. Precious and dear creatures they were.-

Ahh great! Why don’t you get ready, I just gotta…do a thing! -//quickly catches up with Xavier, papping him on the back.- Hey! You’re gonna hafta go grocery shopping with me later!

13 hours ago - (3174)
moohiss:

Poor dog 😂

moohiss:

Poor dog 😂

1 day ago - (8)

hodgepodgeofhooligans:

Jesus shit can you not be so loud, fuck.

Besides half that shit was gonna expire in like a week. 

'Cept that moldy shit that was in the veg drawer. That's in the trash i dunno what that was.

Oh I’ll get as loud as I want, Xavier. -Goodness that was a big hole in the wall.-

Well thank you very much for cleaning out the stuff that was gonna expire! But what about the rest of the food, hmm? What about my cake that was strictly off limits?? 

And I’m pretty damn sure that broccoli wasn’t moldy. But it’s in the trash now, haha! So… how do you plan on paying for all of the food you ate?

1 day ago - (23)
lebellereve:

I wonder what the employees of this Chinese food restaurant think now that I’ve made their pond my home now. 

lebellereve:

I wonder what the employees of this Chinese food restaurant think now that I’ve made their pond my home now. 

1 day ago - (8)

mixedmons:

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hEY—

   HE WIGGLES MORE, but eventually gives up

is this how you bond with new friends??

'Course it is, I'm showin' my concern for ya. -Ruffles his feathers.-

This is how y’ protect a fallen friend when competition is around. I’m savin ya ass, Devin. Gluteus maximus avian backarus protecteus. 

1 day ago - (6)

i cant handle ike and kirky right now i are you kIDIDN ME

1 day ago - (6)

desiderifabbrica:

You shan’t tell me what to do. *She leans back with the back of her hand an inch before her mouth* What is it? What to apply for the freak show, grandma? Sorry, we don’t accept things that might scare off the customers. *She laughed. She’s then stopped with a frown.* Please, at least my ugly clothes are more expensive than that used napkin you have on. *HAIR FLIP*

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-She squints.- What are you, an ancient relic from the past? -The woman twined a lock of her hair; the strands twitching.-

Hm, a freak show? I had a feeling that’s an act you’re a part of; it would take a miserable soul such as yourself to spot another of your kind mulling about… Hmhm, I’d give them a scare; they’d be so shocked that actual beauty exists in this world! -With a hum, she let go of her hair and tilted her head.- They say that inheritance makes a fool think that tacky attire is a sign of wealth. Just how many times has that dress been passed down, I do wonder?

1 day ago - (8)

mixedmons:

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whAT—

  He springs up and covers his bum, only barreling backwards so that he ends up on his back, his hands trapped underneath him.

   he wiggles helplessly

Why me, why,

-Walks over and sits on top of him.-

'N hell if I know, maybe y' aint tryin hard enough.

1 day ago - (6)

desiderifabbrica:

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*The toy bursts into flames as she crushes it in her hands*

How dare you come in here insulting me, you old hag. Be a wise ghost and disappear before I extinguish you myself.

Call me old again, I’ll slit that wretched little throat of yours you brat. -Scoffs.- Like a little fire has ever scared me. Do yourself a favor and set those rags you’re wearing to flames. You might actually get the attention you need.